I Looooooove eggs. If those were scrambled hard, I'd have all of those down in 2 minutes tops. The bacon would come next. The rest of it, I'd have trouble with. Well not the tomato or mushrooms. But the baked beans, BLEH. And I don't even wanna know what the black pudding is. The sausage wouldn't be that bad, but too much sausage makes me sick.
My husband's family owns some pygmy goats. They're very friendly, but pushy as heck if they think you have food. The males, although they look neat, are pretty disgusting b/c they will pee all over themselves.
Yep, I remember slap bracelets. Used to have a few of them. Wore them out until the metal started to cut through the fabric on the outside. Also had the jelly bracelets & the only shoes I ever wore for a looooong time were those cheap as hell Jelly shoes. They broke all over the place, but my little butt wore them with glee heh.
Giving money as a gift is one thing. Asking for money to actually PAY for the ceremony or the party afterwards is tacky IMO. Why should guests have to pay for the day that someone else wants?? THEY didn't tell the bride/groom to have some big fancy wedding. I'm sure they would be just as happy to go to a smaller one.
Alrighty, just read the rest of them.. Man.. haven't laughed that hard since, well.. watching the cat drink from the faucet video :P But still.. very good laugh and I can relate to SO many of them
Wow, the handwriting is absolutely beautiful. Anywho, very interesting. Specially since this woman loved her former Boss/Mistress so much. Just kinda weird.
Carl- ROFL.... my husband does that to me ALL the freaking time! I often wake up shivering w/ the edge of a sheet on my hand and that's it, while he's all snuggled in the blanket (w/ the dog firmly snugged up next to him).
I don't think there would be a problem if the bed was large enough. Right now, my husband and I sleep on a Queen size and we're eventually going to upgrade to a king. Both of us plus a dog... it gets a bit crowded atm. Like Grace said, we'll still be able to cuddle and do some spontaneous x-rated things, but still have our own sleeping space.
Poor turk boys though... OUCH
The bacon would come next.
The rest of it, I'd have trouble with. Well not the tomato or mushrooms.
But the baked beans, BLEH. And I don't even wanna know what the black pudding is.
The sausage wouldn't be that bad, but too much sausage makes me sick.
Meh.... this one isn't that bad.
I've never heard of them before, but they're interesting :D
The males, although they look neat, are pretty disgusting b/c they will pee all over themselves.
Also had the jelly bracelets & the only shoes I ever wore for a looooong time were those cheap as hell Jelly shoes. They broke all over the place, but my little butt wore them with glee heh.
Why should guests have to pay for the day that someone else wants??
THEY didn't tell the bride/groom to have some big fancy wedding. I'm sure they would be just as happy to go to a smaller one.
Just tacky tacky tacky.
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That one was good and totally explains me. My husband will usually ask when the last time I washed some of my pants and I'll just shrug :P
Anywho, very interesting. Specially since this woman loved her former Boss/Mistress so much. Just kinda weird.
Right now, my husband and I sleep on a Queen size and we're eventually going to upgrade to a king. Both of us plus a dog... it gets a bit crowded atm.
Like Grace said, we'll still be able to cuddle and do some spontaneous x-rated things, but still have our own sleeping space.