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@Mother Hubbard

Wow, I mean, just wow, that is one heck of a leap of faith to get you from point A to point B. i mean, just because all DNA doesn't match up in the human body means that all science is thus fallible and God loves complicated biology, like, dang. Let me also say that I make lots of leaps in logic in a day, but...they never end with the statement "cum that dribbles out of the collective neo-darwinist cock."

You my friend are 'Nic' Cage worthy National Treasure.
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@mother hubbard,

Seriously, I am incredibly impressed by the leaps of logic you make. Because DNA does not conform across all cells in your body it means that God exists, because God loves complicated biology. I mean i make a lot of leaps of logic in the course of day but they usually don't end with "cum that dribbles out of the collective neo-darwinist cock."

Can I get that on a shirt?
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So shall we all get some pottery wheels, ladders, paint and jeans and make ourselves some art? I am certain that the effort that Hirst put into those is completely worth the price tag, I mean his farts are 1,000 dollars alone. Oddly I was just reading an article about how artists like Hirst are on the road to extinction because people are beginning to consider art as something that doesn't cost a person a wheelbarrow full of money to own. It also has to do with the disillusionment of people with art galleries, that art is a tangible thing that is only real if it can be hung inside the building.
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I used to work for Bose, I maintain that they are some of the finest speakers I've heard. Of course once in a Blue Moon we'd have a dyed in the fold audiophile come through that would argue for hours about frequencies that although barely perceptible to a human ear were deal breakers to them if the system couldn't deliver within a 3 point spectrum. The company however has changed, they've stopped caring about their customers or employees and have started trying to foist crap on people who don't need it. They will actively try to sell you a lifestyle system with "accessories" but never tell you that the 1,000 dollars on top was unecessary. It's crap like that that drove the best salesmen from the company a few years ago.
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I agree with capella, more houses for homeless people. I pay for rent, doesn't mean I can't bear to see someone less fortunate live for free. College degrees for convicts on the other hand, I don't know, something about giving a convict a degree for free where I would have to live in a financial prison for a majority of life seems a bit strange. Plus what ahppens when the only people with degrees are convicts? Or everyone starts becoming cons so they can get degrees?
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Were you aware that your chance of dying in a car accident goes up when you enter a car. Likewise the odds of you being strangled by the President of the United States also skyrockets when you are both in the same city. Thank God for these clever fellows for letting me know that having a pet had such associated risks as tripping over them, I have heard breathing has many ancillary dangers associated with it.
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