Y'know;

My python boot is too tight, I couldn't get it off last night;
A week went by, now it's July, I finally got it off and my girlfriend cried, "You got stinkfoot darlin'!"

"Your stinkfoot, put the hurt on my nose-
Can you rinse it off, do you suppose?"

Nanotechbotz will make the beer, cup, etc. in the future...say "bacon" and bacon will appear according to preset preferences-

Congrats, ya way wacky guys...way to gamble on a winning night of fun! Takes 2 to hunt :)

Hope it's ventilated...

Jeeez, man, what a flashback-I had this one! All the Kiss comix, too from marvel-The band members all put their own blood in the ink for the pressings.

Blame the heroin...

"If you mount my food and water bowls like that as well, maybe the cat will start using that box of gravel of hers instead?!"

Hydrogen Bondage

Demonize China. They deserve it for filling the world with useless plastic dingleberries of all shapes and sizes, pollution and toxic waste that makes strip-mining look like an Arbor Day event, and using the Great-Wall-Construction technique of slavery disguised as progress to accomplish their, "glorious entry into global economy."

Red Dawn? Is the name for that new Chinese dish washing detergent that uses grease to combat the surfactants in municipal their water supplies?

^^the 5th column looks like they are stuck near the great lakes...and the heartland comes up the rear to deliver farm-raised havoc. Logistical nightmare worse than Germany ever had with Europe.

Add some radiation to the mix..(they no doubt tried this as well) tweak a few genes...add a few hundred more eyes to a yellow jacket with a thorax/abdo combination the size of a cigar with some neurotoxins from Monsanto for repeated injections....

I know a girl who had an anal infusion of about half a gallon of Starbucks coffee....she said the rush was hallucinogenic and does not recommend it to anyone.

She did wheat grass as well-kinna freaky

...Too bad, if Blaine had followed through the there would have been one less piece of shit in the world.

By the way, imltho, most wealthy folks who travel in packs of the same are socially dysfunctional and spiritually retarded....the world would be best without them and their ilk.

Jeeezus why is it that these sheiks have such tacky taste? Some have been to the best schools yadda yadda, traveled the world, and the best they can do is gold and white decor, gaudy appointments, and allmanner of display that seems to scream, "I just got rich quick yesterday, I am richer than anyone else, and look how much i can spend on the ugliest shit imaginable!"

"Damn, I need to feel more important than infidels and my next-mansion neighbor....where's that gold vending machine?"

“Mmm. Gave kid dumbass name, Master Dorkee-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.”