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Paul Patone was sent to prison in Utah in Dec. 2005 for security fraud.

At least she just got stars.

These folks are not so lucky:

www.hanzismatter.com

Does she perform any of these items mentioned in Department of Homeland Security's guide?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0604092yahoo1.html

The larger character ? means Chinese mugwort, and the two smaller characters ?? mean "drink alcohol".

However, phonetically they do not sound like "Joel Haas".

FOB also stands for Fresh Off the Boeing.

"Chuck" would be a better name for this duck.

What did he expect? Hello, you are in China, you are under different set of law now, buddy.

I am also find it interesting that most Pro-Tibet activists have always focused on what the Chinese government have done wrong, yet there is no mentioning of any thing they have done right.

One would most likely to see automobile bumper stickers that say "Free Tibet", yet no stickers that say

"Ask a Tibetan about Polyandry"

or

"Tibetan, Who's Your Daddy?!"

Polyandry in Tibet is a traditional marriage practice that has existed within a milieu whereby a woman could have several husbands; a father and his sons could share the same wife, and a mother and her daughters could share the same husband, or the daughters themselves could share a husband.

Think of this way:

Would Americans would be so quick jumping on the bandwagon if a group of native american polygamists in U.S. decided to break away from Federal Union? Would U.S. Federal government sit around and do nothing?

What about Mazda Laputa, spanish for "the whore"?

http://www.tian.cc/2005/07/mazda-whore.html

I have a site called Hanzi Smatter,

http://www.hanzismatter.com

The theme of the site is to point out incorrect translation of Chinese & Japanese in non-Chinese & non-Japanese speaking areas. There is a large collection of tattoos of foolish individuals unknowingly decorated their bodies with gibberish.

It is a site dedicated to schadenfreude.

Booya, America!

It is a coffee maker.

One would think with all the Tibetan prayer flags flying around, the Tibetans would have some kind of textile manufacturing facility.

Apparently not.

It could be the reincarnation of Joseph Smith, founder of LDS.

She looks like the famous Batboy:

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=batboy&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2