Oh you say he has fleas, and now it's a dogfight
What's so proudly we hailed at the metal that's gleaming.
Whose broad coat and bright eyes through the perilous fight,
O'er the smoke we watched were so gallantly streaming.
And the tongues' red glare, the bug bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our dog was still there.
O! say does that dog-hair mane yet wave,
O'er the land of the fleas and the home of the brave.

Henry didn't believe the fleas when they said "We'll be back but in F-16's." He will now. Oh yes...he will now.

I totally agree with Geekazoid

Serena looks like a saint next to John McEnroe, Kanye is hardly the first celebrity to have an outburst (take for example Orson Welles's tantrum on the set of a commercial for peas) and have you ever watched British Parliament?

"IF YOU PRICK EEGAH, DOES HE NOT BLEED?"

piiiikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHUUUUUU!!!

I just saw this a few days ago. working on my invites/save the dates at the moment and this has inspired me to push it farther!

@ kkelley - I just got back from Portland and thought I saw something nearly the same by the airport. Thank you for confirming that.

Sounds a lot like Night at the Museum
This, however, sounds like a better premise.

Just when Steve Wozniak thought he'd be single forever, he saw Julia gliding across the street.

Benny Hill music = Yakety Sax

Ha! I live right by that target and remember when that happened.

Pee-wee's playhouse was the best! I need to find me a copy of that asap.

I live in Des Moines and had no idea they existed!! Thanks Stacy!

Best tradition ever. I wonder if this is related to the Pinata at all.

nice post!
I especially love how they adapt the opening animation for films to set the tone of the movie.