OMG! Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters!!!! Yeah, Douglas Adams ref.! Now, I can die happy.
*expires*

I would be forced to oil that sucker down and leave it in the yard for the kids that broke my hammock playing on it last year. Try playing on this, suckers!

The USB S&M bear is what you'd *expect* to see when you see a Pedobear.

Where was this when I was in college?

As I read the article, I could actually feel the clue fly slightly above my head. I also felt it crap there. That's just not nice.

Let take a step back....let's say that the sound could only be heard by black people. Is it okay now? Then it shouldn't be okay to do the same thing to those under some arbitrary age requirement.

Thanks, Karen and Josef, for pointing us in the right direction.

When I was a kid I was a HUGE fan of the care bears. Wore the clothes, collected the bears, and, according to my parents, thought they were real. My father, in a misguided attempt at humor, hung my favorite care bear by a noose in the living room door way. When I saw the image for this article, it all came rushing back to me. The pain. The horror. The reminder to myself to make sure that my father's nursing home is really, really unpleasant. I wonder if you can ask specifically for German nurses with a penchant for cruelty and unwanted enemas?

It's sad that they *want* their son to have a pituitary growth problem that will lead to an enlarged heart and an early death. I bet the child would much rather be normal sized and healthy. Regardless, he's always going to win the "my parents are taller than your parents" contest with school mates.

It would have been much cooler if it were a mentos-diet coke mixing flash mob.

I'm left wondering...where did he get all of those kitties? Is there a kitty rental service?

Japanese cat laughs at the fat phallus festival.

I don't see what's so strange about this. According to my husband, I'm supposed to worship phallus all day, and deep into the night. Doesn't everyone do this?

To save my feet from the horror of shoes, I've decided to hand walk everywhere. I need to know, tho, should I wear gloves?

Alex, are you asking for help? Are the babies forcing you to blog?