What's in those store-issues khakis? Prostitutes?

LIke they wouldn't have just billed him for a pair?

Sometimes I'll see an item in The Onion's RSS feed and think "haha, that's funny." Then I'll open it and realize that it's a poll or something based on a real headline. For example, the guy that wanted there to be Christian Salt to counterbalance Kosher Salt.

last night i had a slice of chicken that looked like the LP of Michigan