Sadly it's 2012 and we still have really stupid and dangerous things like these. See eating contests for example.

So, who gets to eat the crotch?

What was wrong with it, you don't like native Americans?

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Why would you download anything at all, you're not going to have power very long anyway. I'm sure someone has already mentioned this but hello...ever hear of books?

Does everything have to be made into a monopoly game?

I would be too embarrassed to drive that thing home.

Before I read the description I though he had a horrible case of gangrene.

Actually it's quite possible, because the "staircase" goes down on both sides.

Sorry but Firefly was a terrible show. Cowboys in space using old fashioned pistols? What kind of drugs were the writers on?

Looks like a great thing to smash some fingers in. Keep the kids away!

Come on, its' 2012. Are we really still making Comic sans jokes?

"Any race that would succumb to vacuum cleaner trash cans who’s mobility is limited to polished marble floors deserves to be exterminated."

Daleks can fly, didn't you know. Anyway just skip the article if you don't like it, no need to go into a rage about it.

The drunk/knurd thing sounds like something someone thought up long after the fact.

Protip, make your own bread. Once you try a slice you won't believe that you ever tolerated the chemical laced stale sandpaper you get from the store. It's surprisingly easy to make.