This sounds like the type of article that omits certain important details in order to sound more impressive.

Who picked the 30 stock options? How did the 8 she selected compare with the other 22?

I just find it hard to believe that the owner just threw $21,000 at a chimp and let it decide with no help.

Seriously, why are 99% of printers terrible?

Oh this is very cool, thanks!

I thought I was the only one who felt that web cams made things freaking awkward!

Talking on the phone, chatting online, and talking to people in person is 10x more comfortable than video calls! And I don't think it has anything to do with someone zoning out and wanting to do something else.

His manure melted the snow, AND HER HEART!

My conversation went downhill fast. I would ask questions or make a statement and it would say something completely random.

This just in: Morons doing moronic things! More at 11.

I don't think the sound is fake. As I recall sound travels faster through water and the nuke was probably detonated several meters below the water.

SUUUUUUGEEEHH!!!!

But laugh tracks make everything more funny! Especially when it was as inappropriate as that.

Oh yeah, I'm with mysterioso about adding a "suggest a link" option. I'm sorry Alex, I loved suggesting links, but I don't want to be forced to come up with a multi-paragraph short essay describing the link.

I'm not paid enough by you to do all that kind of leg work. :)

Anyway, I just noticed that you are doing top comments get a free t-shirt. I have no idea if I'm in the running, but I'd like to pull myself out. I don't want anyone thinking that I wrote my suggestions and compliments of Neatorama in an attempt to win a t-shirt.

Who is the black guy with the sunglasses on?

I'd like to add one more comment about neatorama in general.

One thing I like about neatorama.com is that it's a pleasant website to follow. Other sites like digg.com or youtube.com have a lot more content, but it also is so much more raw. Despite our occasional heated debates there is a level of civility and good natured fun that many other websites lack. I'd like to congratulate you guys for being able to pull it off without making it seem cheezy or fake. I also like how I can show this website to my family without worrying that they may read some troll's comments, or that they may accidentally click some NSFW link below.

I think a lot of us like the simple layout. We would be happy if you improved the comments/login section and reduced the clutter.

If you feel strongly about stuff like the calendar search and tags, then drop them down to the bottom. That way they will be available for those who use them, but not blocking other content.

I have a tendency to gloss over the stuff on the right because so much of it is useless for me personally.

I would like to add the word "epic" to that list. Don't get me wrong, it's a great word, but it has been overused so much on the internet that it has lost a lot of meaning.