So sad that the next leader of the USA ranks BELOW that drugged out skank and Vinny Mac's retard company.

I love the way half the sign seems to be handpainted.

To eat this pie, you have to upgrade your mouths firmware.

If this had been baked in using traditional methods, then fine, but using a laser is cheating.

I used to be a regular reader of CHUD, but Devin is just a douchebag.

Every single one of them should be charged with manslaughter.

That Mona Lisa one just gives me the creeps for some reason! Perhaps the rice looks a little too much like maggots.

Boobs FTW! My wife has nursed both our kids, and will nurse the new baby when it's born.

No traces of melamine in breast milk. And I'd much rather see my wife get her breasts out than a bottle:)

This whole obsession with bacon sickens me. I love bacon, but you know how I like it? In a fucking strip in a frying pan, then in a fucking sandwich! I like my bacon to be bacon.

These products are insane.

Jen: That's the usual scaremongering bollocks that has been proven repeatedly to be more than a little inaccurate.

So glad other people are questioning the bully thing. I stood up to a bully and took a beatdown.

Person who runs it isn't called Bernard by any chance are they?

My big problem with NANO is it encourages sloppy, overly long and droning writing.

You're better off writing 30,000 good words than 50,000 mediocre ones.

I love the "This is an advertisement" bit, just in case you have the IQ of a shoebox.

I haven't bothered this year. Though I did Script Frenzy last year, and wrote my 25000 word screenplay in three days.

Holy shit number 12 is incredible!

Valerie:

Bye, retard!