Early aid to diminish the sex drive in women, to be stored outside in the winter months. It's called a Shrivener.

I think he's pulling an Al Capone:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ottoman/id-just-like-to-point-out-how-much-the-albino-52ly-kh

DX- but there are totally boring killjoys and totally uninteresting stuffed shirts and totally unlikable grammar nazis, right?

Leela, FF opened it for me.

It's a proctologist's retrieval tool, to be used when a doctor loses a wristwatch or flashlight up there.

This just proves that Goo lives inside of us all.

It seems that the makers of this item confused two cartoon cliches: the heavy anvil or weight (dropped from above) and the cartoon bomb. Why would the bomb be labeled with a specific weight? They usually say "BOMB" or "TNT" or something. Cute idea, but kind of screwed execution.

"The single web search result that has caused the most disappointment for male browsers age 15 to 24."

Well, now we've all been schooled by someone called Fluff, through an online performance of interpretive whining.

So look for fluff, appearing daily in your dryer.

I don't believe that's a painting, even a painting of a photograph. You've been had. Period.

I was raised a Chef Boyardee man and I'll die a Chef Boyardee man.

Out of these 4 though- Betty Crocker.

Brittany, I think that there's a kind of statute of limitations on this kind of thing, and since your dad obviously failed to launch his version, you may not be the butter slicing heiress you want to be.

Not a bad Condoleeza Rice, although I would have taken the time to have eaten and passed the food before starting work on her portrait.

I'm shocked! I live near there and I assure you I'll be taking this up with my local chapter of the Taliban.

I wonder if there are any military applications for this.