The Army has enough left over to test in space!? HOORAY - the SURGE is workin' Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
What, no flashing "Support President Bush and our troops" yellow ribbons? 'shame, that. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Hiya Chip! Where's Dale? What's in the bag, Chip? WHERE'S DALE!? OH MY GOD! OH MY F'IN GOD!!!!!! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
How long will it be before the screen on the wall gets covered in pee? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"And one day we're going to find ourselves at the bottom of the heap instead of king of the hill, having no idea of how we got there, buying our pizzas and our cars from our former enemies." -- Preston Tucker, 1949 Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)