It'd be a shame if the girl got some of that tap water on her tank top there. ;) (I apologize for this, but c'mon, you were thinking it.)

And yeah tap water is surprisingly delicious here. I need to get one of those refillable water bottles, though. I've just been refilling gatorade bottles.

Bowie cat to major Tom...

I applaud him. He's appealing to his fans and his demographic. Plus this will keep him in the headlines, and create a lot more discussion about him in the sports world.

I would never do something like this, but I'm not in Ocho Cinco's shoes (cleats with pictures of himself on it)
Most of the previous comments sound incredibly bitter.

A lot like Warioware games. Pretty fun, but more obnoxious because of all the internetty stuff.

That's crazy. I never realized how it sort of searches for a target and once it finds one...BOOM!

That's pretty cool.

So if our choices are picked, what do we win? Hopefully it's a speedo like in the picture mustardhamsters posted.

Alright, I know majority of the arguments are on if this type of content should be on neatorama. But what we should be discussing is how this is almost a carbon copy of The Lonely Islands "Just 2 Guys" video. Lonely Island members now writers for SNL!

Here's that video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt2OVAgkHBc

-Go play in the fountains at Columbus Circle at night with a friend (then take a shower because bums pee in there)

-Ride a subway and move between cars while it's moving. You'll feel like Indiana Jones!

-Try to casually enter tourists pictures, and make a subtly odd face toward the camera.

This is assuming he's still in nyc.

HAHAHA

That was incredible.

80%

Pretty good. Pre-tay Pri-tay good.

"...of my heart"

5 dollars for a small tin of cheese.

I <3 NY

Let me take this chance to say I LOVE BELLE & SEBASTIAN and the Push Brick Man to Open Old Wounds is hilarious!

Don't worry, guys, the horses love it!