This one's tough. Since all ethnic backgrounds have exactly the same intelligence, it's quite difficult to quantify mysterious discrepancies like this. We all know that if we keep forcing PC false logic on the world it will eventually come true.

Is the internet all finished now?

Comb your hair, ya hipster doofus.

Neat. I could almost see little humanoid figures coming up out of the goo. Almost.

Idea #2: Buy some gum.

Idea #1: Covert gumball machine to idea machine.

Funny how nothing truly surprises much anymore. "Oh must be some kind of twin conference in town."

losers.

Yes, free entertainment blog. I demand you get neater because I want my money's worth.

I totally agree with Ted. Nobody cares about the random pics your kid takes. As a father of a 2 and a 4 year old, I know the wife and myself would be fascinated with the pictures our children might take (and may even try this at home) but we know anyone outside of our family could hardly care about our kids' silly pictures.

I'm waiting to find out this is a hoax. Next it'll be the Adobe, the first car made out of clay: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86dadobe.phtml

oh balls.

Bold move. Won't win him any admiration from his coworkers though. They'll "forget" to invite him to any company social events.

I'm going to be honest and say that I wouldn't want to look at that while I'm buying food.

The best Garfield tribute is this:

http://www.youtube.com/lasagnacat