I don't think its a hoax. I've covered my hand in alcohol, and lit it aflame, and it didn't burn me. It burns cool, and if you keep moving it around, I'd say its totally safe.

I don't know about anyone else, but I only play Halo to be assaulted with bad music, then humped in the head. I wish every game could incorporate these themes.

"Happy Fun Ball is made from a mysterious glowing substance that fell to earth, presumably from space. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

They're really nice to their beef though. They're fed rice and sake, and they get massages all the time. Happy cows make for the finest beef in the world.

I prefer to hunt my food live and break its neck with my teeth, while growling to keep my friends from taking my meal. That's how nature wants it.

Contrary to the facts, Shark Jesus was really a great white shark jesus. Praise White Shark Jesus.

Not a scientist, BYW, that's just my guess.

Blue flame is closest to the source, and on top, its the hottest, with heat rising from the source, and on bottom, its not getting far enough away to change color. Blue is usually the hottest, but alcohol and lighter fluid tend to burn blue naturally, as well as burn lower temps.

Seventy-seven?!? What could the kids have done to deserve that, even if they had done it? Hell, they stop at one shock for murder.

Well, I personally love having my dollar worth less than the Canadian one. Not to mention the brilliant idea of printing more money to make up for the fact that we have no money. That always helps, historically.

92. I want to know how they knew I make my Tron costume, as opposed to buying it on eBay?

Hey, nothin wrong with bagpipes. I feel for folks who play unusual instruments. I play the didjeridoo.

That would make a bad idea feel better about itself.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus... but he's into furries.

I get about 45 or 50 miles after the light comes on. First thing I do when I buy a used car is give it a quarter tank, drive until the light comes on, and clock how many miles it has until it craps out. I carry a spare 5 gallons of gas of course. Luckily I've never had a car that has to have the computer reset if it runs out of gas.