I prefer Uga to Dan.

I love it when things are measured in stones.

Seems like a lot of work to move a pound of heroin. You can just FedEx it. Nothing under a pound gets screened.

Wow, TT -- you're a dick and an idiot. How do Brits (I assume you're a Brit, because to my knowledge, no one else uses the word Yank to describe all Americans) get off telling people how to spell an animal that ISN'T NATIVE TO ENGLAND.

Mmm... paleolithic internal fertilization gets me all worked up.

The technology isn't all that new, we've been able to hook robots to brains for a couple of years now, with varying success. We're just getting higher on the food chain of robots.

Kittens are made of rubber. They can survive the most shocking things, and not seem to notice. Gently brushing one aside when its in the way is nothing at all. Momma cats routinely pick their kittens up by any part they can get their mouth around, and frequently drop them as they're carried. I've seen a cat carry a kitten up a flight of stairs by its EAR, only to drop it on the last step, where it then rolled back down until I caught it. Again, kitten was just fine. Didn't even cry.

BTW, I have a symbol for python: (middle finger)

I'm not hating on python, I just couldn't resist.

Very funny, but you'd get shot for throwing these signs around in the wrong neighborhood.

That's an amazing find. And unlike some antiques, it looks like its worth every penny.

I think the link set off the auto-moderation. To make sure you weren't spamming. Just guessing, though.

If we paid down our deficit, got out of Iraq, and called these oil companies on the price gouging we know they're doing, maybe it wouldn't cost 60 dollars to fill up my tank.

The worst is Armour Potted Meat Food Product. I'll never feed that to my dog, let alone a human being.

Umm... No.

I agree with rdubs: she is clearly a zombie and must be decapitated.