11/12. I missed the one about smokey the bear, because I know Mitch did several jokes about him and smacky the frog, but I was wrong.

Yes. Just yes.

And thank you.

Mmm... String Cheese Incident is much tastier than Phish any day.

@ Not Me, #65:

I've got one even worse than that.

Chuck Norris likes his women like he likes his whiskey -- 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I know it doesn't play into the whole "chuck is a god" kind of image, but its still pretty wrong.

Kill it with fire.

Also, Nick: after strenuous research (read: 5 minutes of googling), it would seem that there are a few reports of barking spiders being able to kill german shepherds. In a human, it seems to be able to make someone physically ill for several hours, so in a smaller mammal, I don't see why it couldn't do a lot more.

I dunno. I'm no expert, and as cool as Australia is, it seems like everything there is trying to kill you. Love to visit one day, but damn the wildlife.

Kill it with fire.

Gnyahhhh.... nononono.... Just. No.

Also, remember kids, roadhead is very dangerous in stop-and-go traffic. Keep it to the interstate.

How do you wash it without it dissolving?

That's snot funny.

Poor piggy. I don't see why everyone's freaking out about this ManBirdPig flu. It's pretty silly if you ask me.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect-4 in only 3 moves.

Isaac Asimov's sideburns have made me happy since I was a child.

I for one have no fear of the Manbirdpig flu.

So what you're saying is that dog food is a delicacy now?

I had a rare steak just this morning. It was delicious. No regrets.

After looking through the Flickr set the other day, I was quite amused by the fact that MJ owns a Virtual Boy. That joke just writes itself.