Wow, nice advertisement. I'm sure everyone who was interested in ass-kicking grannies will click your f-cking link to buy your retarded jewelry. Thanks for the attempt at relevance, too -- a mindless agreement followed by you trying to hock your goods. Just what we all wanted.

Die in a fire.

I can imagine driving behind Eddie Murphy's head, hypnotized by his eyes. I would follow him everywhere, unable to break his monumental gaze. It would be like a nightmare, staring at those eyes forever, never able to look away.

That's the second flattest elephant I've ever seen.

Personally, I'm amazed that anyone doesn't believe in autism or asperger's.

I went to school with a kid that had no concept of social interaction, didn't use contractions, and often verbalized (correctly, I might add) his punctuation. You would ask him what's up, and he'd look up, as if there were something there. Every. Time.
People made fun of him all the time, but I actually hung out with him. He was brilliant. He was learning his 4th language in the 9th grade. Mandarin. He often asked what I thought about string theory and various other highly speculative fields of physics. I learned a lot from him, and I'm glad to have called him a friend. Sadly, he had no concept of friendship, and I was just Matthews comma Thomas to him.

Geez, didn't you hear the cat? He says he's not in pain. I believe him, man. I believe him.

For the time period, that's astonishing. We see so much stuff on the internet and on TV that we're often desensitized to things that truly are incredible.

Hey, whatever it takes to be the best.

On the whole, southerners are kind, polite, accepting people. Living in Georgia, I never saw racism as bad as when I visited Illinois.

Southerners get a bad rap on lots of counts, and I for one am ready to see the stereotype change. So people from the south are more likely to hunt, fish, and involve themselves in any event that allows them to go drinking in nature. Isn't that what this country was founded on? Where would we be, in a historic sense, without the outdoorsmen -- the seasoned frontiersmen who settled 99% of America with nothing more than leather pents and a gun?

Thanks George. You were one of the best. You will be missed. Give God hell for us.

Try as you might, nothing will convince me that eating that crap is healthy.

I totally didn't see a person the first time I looked at that image.

Wow... that's kind of impressive. Idiot.

Tortoises sit the same way they stand and walk. Flat on their bellies.

Goats do love climbin' stuff. There's a guy in town who has goats in a pen in his front yard. There's a small pond, as well as several other things for the goats to do, but they all crowd together on a cement bench because its the highest thing to stand on.

Holy crap, he did die. 71... I thought he was 65-ish. Anyway, totally unrelated (but still sad)

Hell, if anyone could afford that much money for lunch with Warren Buffett, they've probably already met the man. Rich people all hang out together, right?