They really squoze 'em in there, didn't they?

Our wedding cannot repel romance of this magnitude!

Yea. I went there.

Also it turns out the 9/11 hijackers were only upset about someone hacking a game of counterstrike.

Anyone who doesn't believe there are organized trolls has obviously never hung out on /b/.

For those in the know, /b/ is the internet's cesspool of humor and porn. Everything that makes the internet bad is there. Its a magical place.

Your argument is invalid: http://www.thesilence.ca/random_junk/president_of_asia.jpg

Is that sped up?

I think it's a good idea. And neat too.

don't... don't like... bacon?? do these words combine in English to form a coherent thought? I've never heard such balderdash.

"Bert weighed 32 kg (71 lb) and Ernie weighed 44 kg (lb)" Forget something?

Nor will you ever understand true happiness. God put legos on earth so that men could become like tiny gods. We create, destroy and rebuild as we see fit. I personally feel that legos are as close to divinity as anything made by the hands of man can be.

*ahem* Glad we're raising the level of dialog here. I can only point out that, while you cannot tell this over the internet, I am actually rubber, while I have it on good authority that you are in fact glue.

Yeah, but can it leave a poo trail twice the length of its body? Didn't think so.

Chris, the song is "Driving this road until death sets you free" by Zombie Zombie. I know my powers of deduction frighten some mere mortals, but fear not -- I use my powers only for good.

Well played, Slapster. Well played.