Agreed, firsting comments is like being proud to be the first to show up at a party. Sure, you beat the rush, but it usually just means you have no life.
My. God. I just got that crappy Numbers joke. It took me all day. May not be the first, but that's certainly the worst. Congratulations, you have told the worst joke ever. And I fell for it. Kudos, sir.
She looks a little mannish there. Not as bad as Ann Coulter, but still close. The jaw is strong and the hint of a 5 o'clock shadow unnerves me to the core.
"Please stick to words within the pathetic range of your vocabulary." What a douchebag thing to say. Why is it that even when Adam posts perfectly normal things on Neatorama, people lash out at him over things as trivial as spelling. It seems no matter what he does, nothing is good enough for some of you. I see other posters get corrected on their spelling or grammar from time to time, and no one ever insults their intelligence. Grow up and quit trolling. I know I can occasionally be a dick on here, but insulting the intelligence of a frequent poster of a blog you like seems out of bounds to me.
AnotherMichael, have you ever considered that these cats enjoy being fat, and do not want to change? The fattest cat in Japan actively thwarts attempts to put it on a diet by shitting on things its owner loves when given fat kitty food. My sister's 20 lb cat had a worms and started throwing up, and lost 5 lbs. The next week after getting treated, he'd eaten enough to balloon back up to his fighting weight.
I highly doubt that these cats got fat because the owners wanted attention. Sometimes, cats just get fat.
Anyone see the beginning of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? The billboard as they drive into Vegas reads, "Don't gamble with marijuana." Perhaps someone should have taken that literally.
I don't get it. Maybe as a heathen I don't get Bible humor.
I highly doubt that these cats got fat because the owners wanted attention. Sometimes, cats just get fat.