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I love it. All of it. This is the website that reminds me, after hours of digging through the muck on the internet, that things are still awesome. When I'm having a bad day, this is where I come.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you all.

If I had to pick an item from the shop, it would be the "Polar Bears are Soluble in Water" shirt, medium, any dark color. Lets go with navy blue. But seriously, you already give me so much.
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“Despite our powerful spot lights and the roar of our vehicle’s engine, it walked around our vehicle calmly"

Perhaps its endangered status is due in part to a lack of fear of things that most animals steer clear of. Like humans.
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Lesson to learn from Wayne Bent: never set a hard and fast date for the end of the world, or how many virgins god wants you to sleep with. The end of the world is just around the corner, and God wants you to sleep with LOTS of virgins. Sheesh, seems like common sense to me.
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Cornelis - A lot of universities these days ensure that all students have a laptop for class by including the price in tuition, so every freshman gets the same model. Locally, Mercer University gives every student a Dell, I believe. This college seems to prefer Macs.
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Even now, I don't see FSMism as making fun of any religion. Some of its adherents may, but they're not following the spirit of the movement. FSMism is an attempt to lampoon the ridiculous arguments made by creationists wishing to elevate intelligent design to the level of science. Anybody who uses FSMism to bash people of other religions isn't following the tenants of their own "religion". The first two I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts are as follows:

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier Than Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

As you can see, the official stance of Pastafarianism is live and let live, especially where it comes to religion. But when someone starts pushing their beliefs on others, especially under the guise of science, or claiming that America was founded as a Christian nation, then this is where you are encouraged to enter the debate with silly concepts that use their arguments against them.
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Hate to sound like the druggie but they seem to have cocaine and crack cocaine mixed up. Crack is not snorted through a straw or cut into lines. Crack is smoked.

Other than that, it makes a couple of good points, but I'd like to add one.

4chan is powdered cocaine: the first time you use it, you either hate it, or you're hooked until you've realized its ruined your life. You will withdraw from family and friends who do not also use 4chan. Has the added effect of dulling all emotional responses except for anger. Known to cause lasting brain damage.
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Are you guys seriously debating a picture that someone made in MS Paint? Get over it, folks. I saw this on 4chan a while back and thought to myself, "what a clever troll," and I moved on. There are WAY more important things out there than getting butthurt over which Disney princess isn't getting a fair shake.

Having just returned from a lengthy expedition to the land of chan, my immediate instinct is that "The man of the house" wasn't trolling but being sarcastic to make a point, and that "this matters" is reverse-trolling. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that one, since the alternative is that he is very easily fooled.
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