Um, bean, Phyllis Diller was absolutely hilarious. She was one of the top comedians in an era that gave us Rodney Dangerfield, Milton Berle, Johnny Carson, Dean Martin, Buddy Hackett, Jonathon Winters, etc.

Take it back.

Thanks, just a guy. Sometimes people see a tree being cut down and they think "Oh, noes! We can't cut down trees!" But if they are replanted and managed, it's not that big of a deal.

Looking at the picture, I would say that those trees are no more than 15 years old. When they are completely harvested, Georgia Pacific will go to Georgia and harvest the trees there and let these grow. Modern forestry! It's a wonderful thing.

If these were old growth forests, that would be a different story.

I'VE been to Rhinelander, but I was too drunk the whole time to remember if we went to Heisman's grave.

I'm too drunk right now to remember whether or not I won the Heisman trophy.

It's great being drunk, though! :)

NO WAY his first name is Angus!!

I don't believe it!

Hahahahaha!

Is this Georgia Pacific private property? If so, it's PR, but not horrible. They will replant and they have techniques to get these trees to grow fast.

Wait! MONKEYS eat bananas! Is he saying that man evolved from MONKEYS??

/That won't sit well with Bill Donahue!

This is SO unlikely. In Chicago, 3 cars run every red light anyway. All they have to do to write tickets is go to any light and write them.

It's so bad that pedestrians cross in the middle of the block rather than at the light because at least in the middle of the block you have a few seconds to dodge the cars.

Clockwise from top left:

Dangerous!
What is it?
Uncomfortable.
Useless.

But I guess it's "crafty" and "eco-friendly", so you can probably sell them for millions to some idiot collector!

I speak whale!!!

"FOllllllllllooooooowwwwwwWWWWWWWW, meeEEEEEEEEEEE, WWWWWHHHHHhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllles!"

Is the one-armed basketball player on that team?

/Wouldn't that be wild?

//The one-armed basketball player is great, BTW. He had 20 blocked shots in one game!

Why don't they just go all the way and make a "knorkoon" or "sporkife"?

From Stripes:

"Lighten up, Francis"

Marry me, kdub!

I agree with #3. It's Bigfoot.

A really tiny, Martian Bigfoot. (also possibly a ninja and almost assuredly a zombie!)

:D

HA!

Also, I don't know about the wages in other places, but Trader Joe's in Chicago is way more than $10/hr.