I once knew a fellow who like to eat pork brains with his scrambled eggs.

He couldn't understand how I could eat sushi.

I was in the Roaring Fork valley (which is where Aspen is located) for a job interview a few years ago. Having grown up in Atlanta, I found the absence of black people profoundly disturbing.

Andy, don't you know? Fish were carried on the ark!. That way there wasn't a problem with salinity, temperature, etc. Freshwater fish stayed on deck, in the rain, and saltwater fish stayed in little aquariums below. It wasn't mentioned in the bible for concerns over length. Had to have room for all those begats, after all.

This is one of the more retarded ideas out there. I would say a tiny percentage of pirated films come from in the theater camcorders used by a ticket purchaser. I would bet most come from theater managers or projectionists, who will, after the theaters waste money on this project, have to go to the trouble of turning off the system before recording the film.