That guy is supposed to be in Scranton, PA working for a paper/printer company branch.

Is it worth more than the "paper" it's made with?

"These aren't the clips you are looking for."

For real, unwatchable.

The trouble I see is that the reaction has to happen/finish quicker. The customer will not want to wait to pick up their drink.

Ever had a bird poop on you?

Yep. "Stay away from my food."
Had two kittens (feral) that required bottle feeding. The littlest one had the most fierce "growl", if you will, when it came time to suckle up.
Funny thing is, two years later she's the more timid of the two.

Maybe it meant to say, "Climb like cat FOR other rodents." Leaving out the part that its one of those biomass powered robots. That feeds off rodents.

I love my chicken coated in substance.

So as long as you keep a vibrator out of your arse you're ok?

The cobras were the good guys, right? Can someone tell me how it ends?

No wonder pet obesity is on the rise.

Wait...the stress of being in heat did her in? They should have had her spade.

I think it's a guy. (male)

This is just the "Best-Of" section on Craigslist. Sure they may have picked the best of the best in accord to their own humor but everyone is better off going to the site and finding the ones you find funny.

What an odd ability. I dont have this. Sitting and trying to "view" just gives me a headache.
I'm really good with judging the time it will take to travel a distance but what you guys are talking about sounds neat to an outsider.
I wonder if all/most of you are good with math?