Ted's Comments
Girlfriend? I thought they were brother and sister. That's just wrong. ;)
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Wonder if the idiot holding the lighter was actually trying to light the thing?
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Shoulda worn an eye patch.
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The fact of the matter is, if you're going to make a joke about something serious, at least make it a good joke.
A condition that can kill a horse painfully an agonizingly really doesn't seem to be a mine field for comedy. Hoof and mouth disease - better prospects.
A condition that can kill a horse painfully an agonizingly really doesn't seem to be a mine field for comedy. Hoof and mouth disease - better prospects.
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Couldn't really see what most of the Unusual Things were. Disappointing.
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Obviously, if you're able to get a picture of it, it's something that's in the public eye. The Google cars don't have time to peer between the cracks of each fence or in the windows of each house they pass.
He should have just pretended he was doing something else or even it wasn't him. Or maybe tell people to get a life. Or that he did it to keep the rabbits away.
I think they did everybody a favour. Nobody's going to break into his yard to steal his vegetables now.
He should have just pretended he was doing something else or even it wasn't him. Or maybe tell people to get a life. Or that he did it to keep the rabbits away.
I think they did everybody a favour. Nobody's going to break into his yard to steal his vegetables now.
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It would be kind of awesome to own one of those. They should rig every car with one localized around the driver's seat, so people can't yip-yap while the car is running.
There's a tendency for people who are talking on the phone to talk way louder than they would face-to-face.
Plus the fact that most conversations are utterly inane. "I'm on the bus right now. I'll see you in 10 minutes, but I can't live without constant communication. It validates me."
But I agree: the guy's a douche. On a bus, you're lucky to get a clean seat and no creepos staring at you.
There's a tendency for people who are talking on the phone to talk way louder than they would face-to-face.
Plus the fact that most conversations are utterly inane. "I'm on the bus right now. I'll see you in 10 minutes, but I can't live without constant communication. It validates me."
But I agree: the guy's a douche. On a bus, you're lucky to get a clean seat and no creepos staring at you.
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Somehow I have doubts about its authenticity.
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I don't know. I'm pretty sure there's a stronger correlation between finger length and bulge size.
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People use typewriters?
How about they just don't leave the prisoners alone with the typewriters?
How about they just don't leave the prisoners alone with the typewriters?
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Afraid the Great Unwashed might gain access to your ivory tower? lol
I never did get the TED worship thing. Sure, it's a great name, but do they actually do anything besides talk?
I never did get the TED worship thing. Sure, it's a great name, but do they actually do anything besides talk?
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What, it's not steampunk, too?
I guess I'd have to be familiar with Downtown Whatsit and the Magic game to get this one.
I guess I'd have to be familiar with Downtown Whatsit and the Magic game to get this one.
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Hence the winky-face, Alex. I put that in so people wouldn't think I was serious. Loved Miss C's reply.
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Sounds fake. What organization would use the word "fat" in their name? They would come up with something more PC.
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@Stu, If anyone visiting Thorpe Park thought they could get their what by tube?