As long as he's wearing a hoodie, though, right?

That's one scary narcissist.

Yeah, I know. It also recalls the old joke about the woman who liked to clean the house in the buff, and the blind man.

Just bending your mind as usual.

That monkey must be from the Pacific Rim.

And that's what they call irony. Isn't it? Foreshadowing? Inspiration for George Lucas to make them brother and sister? "Hey, that's a great idea. Luke and Leia can be like Donnie and Marie."

It still doesn't absolve him of making them kiss a second time.

Not sure why this is so funny. It's making a big assumption that everyone who works or volunteers at an association for the blind is actually totally blind.

Waxing philosophically: what if he had sexually assaulted a parapalegic woman? Would it be any less a crime because she couldn't feel it?

Yup, Miss C. I think she's milking it. Chocolate milking it, no less.

Because every pretend name sounds better in pretend French.

Wick ash.

And I just typed "it's". Ack!

Too right, Kalel.
Although it's basis is the idea of the service fee, and can a restaurant in good conscience enforce it?

Causing the boxer shorts to slip down and expose his face - why does that remind me of Spiderman?

Whomever as the subject?

Wow. Tell me that was from the Onion.
Funny thing is her arrest picture didn't look that brown. I think she sprayed one on for the cameras.

I can't bring myself to believe it. Surely nobody could be that stupid, could they?