Boring right from Click One.

Love the cork-gun idea. You also need to be smoking one of those bubble-making pipes.

I would think a "mummy" was impossible. When they call it this, it casts doubts on the scientific community's ability to properly analyse such things. That feeds the ignorance of the flat-earthers.

As you turn, you think you're looking at side streets. Not quite like reality.

Sadly, she never wins any races, because she runs in the wrong direction.

An incredible amount of waste for a few moments of laughter.

Totally (deliberately?) wrong interpretation.

This is an example of an adult acting responsibly, since he is keeping the door open.

Who says you can trust parents, counsellors, and teachers? Maybe it's just the ones with no chest hair.

This picture was taken during that brief moment when the cat is tipping its head and about to shake the wig off.

Good recycling idea for all those Russians cutting the hair off their hermaphroditic baby dolls.

Curious as to how LOTR represents Kansas City - maybe some of the gloomier parts of the book.

Yup, I know it was Rick Mercer. Just didn't want to say his name - he's a nasty little unfunny man.

I saw a drag show once - real disappointment to see them lip sync. Can't see him making it as a male singer with that voice.

Way over the top, Gina.

You know, I hear you can save the planet by getting yourself sterilized. If enough people do it, we won't have to wait for the ice age.

This had to be staged. She knows how to act the dumb blonde. Same reason that Foxworthy deliberately pronounced it Hungry instead of Hungary - setting up her next joke.

There was Canadian show called something like "Talking to Americans" where the host went around the US asking Americans on the street silly questions about Canadian current events. Reminds me of this - meant to make the audience feel better about themselves by laughing at someone else.

I remember eating Popeye cigarettes as a kid. They changed the name to candy sticks at one point. I haven't seen them for years.

Face it, it's a stimulant-based society. Kids are taught to glorify the juice they drink in the same way alcohol is glorified - "drinking this will make you cool".

I don't think it's a great idea to be giving kids bags of sugar, anyways - at least, not before bedtime.

meh.
Hopefully they didn't break any of the dog's bones.