Not a very in-depth article. How simple an audience was that intended for?

Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch that's a tv show where they explain how to do all sorts of complicated things like achieve world peace and build box-girder bridges.

We had a fellow who used to always encourage people by saying "You rock!"

I read a job description once that referred to one of its perks as giving employees a lounge where they could do such interesting things like "bluesky on the whiteboard".

That apparently means to come up with ideas on one of those white boards businesses use to write on. Only, when I looked up the terms online, I found "Bluesky" meant using drugs and "whiteboard" meant "a slut", because she's covered in a certain white fluid.

I think they meant the first meaning. I hope...

Why not just fill an ordinary pen with blood? You don't need that fancy syringe doodad.

I guess writers can now claim barber poles as their own.

This story makes no sense.

Not another rerun.

Tim, how can you be so opinionated about this, considering that you've never been a bloodletter, a barber, or a psychiatrist?

Aren't you just a puppet of the media?

Pedants.

Bruce: good thing you found your long-lost twin before you accidentally married him (like those kids in Britain). Although, with skills like this, perhaps you'd be better off if he stayed long-lost.

Dude needs better rhythm.

Oh, brother.

While I applaud the reference to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Terminator - excellent choice - I can't help but wonder why somebody would bother going to all that trouble. Oh, those poor desperate and uneducated Nigerian scammers, being suckered like that.

What sort of stereotype is that? Most scammers are pretty clever, but they turn their smarts to hurting others. I can't feel sorry for that, and neither should you!

Love the nipple ring. Nice to see him go all out for the interview. And what's with the streaking clip?

I can understand how it got on a crappy tv show, I guess. But, how did it get to be worldwide?

And who died and made her the Holier-Than-Thou Queen?

Meh.
I prefer actually doing something. Do you have to be stoned to appreciate it?

Looks like a teenager's bedroom. Maybe take some pictures after he covers the particle board with something nice.

I thought amateur astronomers found a lot of stuff like that. Is that a myth?

Couldn't make it past the first few sentences. This guy's an actor?

I have a little knowledge of Scientology from having a former boss who was involved in it. She left her job to work in the local Scientology office. Scientology is a life-destroying, mind-controlling cult.

You don't have to know Tom Cruise first-hand to pass an opinion on the rubbish he's spewing here. You don't have to be a Scientologist to know about its wishy-washy hocus-pocus "science". Or is it a "religion"?

From e-meters that essentially do nothing to space stories about Xenu and body Thetans, it's all hogwash, designed to make money off of lonely, gullible people.

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Here we go again - let's bash all Christians for something the wacky fundamentalists say - that's not self-righteous itself, is it?