Ah, flash web sites.
More for show than for usefulness.

Not good for him to lean that far back anyways.

Because Canada is a hotbed of marijuana growth?
That's one really old newsclip...

While these look lovely online, you really need to have a simple black and white resume that potential employers can print and use.
Retrievability is the key.

I remember getting a job years ago when I sent in a PowerPoint - some folks are impressed by those things.

They worship pretty much everything unusual in India. Doesn't make it a good thing.

Does Prince Philip have kids?
Mooncake, Mooncake...

Bogus.

Her accent was very Fargo - not so much Canadian - maybe she comes from the Prairies.

This example is insipid.

I like how they blow most of the stuff up at the end. Can't wait to see how they blow up the moon.

Inanimate objects need genders so when we're using them as sex toys, we don't accidentally use the wrong ones.
Those French think of everything. Imagine not knowing what gender your ass burger was...

You don't need to do more than skim through AnUnSi's comment to detect the condescending tone - "Dear blogger, why must you lie?" and "How could you not know the truth about this?".

What exactly is Jesus' "error-free teaching" about birth control? All I remember is the go forth and multiply part. The rest of the birth control prohibitions seem be taken from the Old Testament. And the "Every Sperm is Sacred" song is from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, poking fun at the Catholic Church's stance against using prophylactics - why is artificial birth control so wrong?

The "studies" that show the world is underpopulated are true. There are vast areas in the Arctic and Antarctic that have barely any population at all.

Funny thing about this is the firewall between him and the piano. It's definitely there beneath the piano, and it looks like it's there on top as well. The player is at no risk from the fire whatsoever.

It makes an unusual picture at first, but is completely pointless when you consider it's nothing more than a staged, controlled trick.

Oh, brother.
I didn't get anything about him being gay from this article - just the douchey part.

He's apparently an "artist", although from some of the other pics, he didn't do the best job of staying within the lines for this paint job.

We don't want your damn tigers!