Tech Stolen from the Animal Kingdom
Bela Lugosi and a Brooklyn Gorilla
The Story of Consumer Reports
The Eiffel Tower & the 10Ton Bullet
They Were in a Band Together?
How Metals are Made
The Paper Airplane Champion
Monkey Business
Full Bladders and Cult TV
The World's Most Expensive Eggs
Part 1:
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
I don't know.
Open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door.
Part 2:
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Oh, I know; open the door, put the giraffe in, then close the door.
No; first you open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, then close the door.
Part 3:
The Lion King called a meeting of all the animals; what animal missed the meeting?
Um, I don't know.
The giraffe; he was stuck in the refrigerator.
Part 4:
You're crossing the savannah and come to a river. How do you cross it without being eaten by crocodiles?
Um, I don't know.
You jump in the water, swim to the other side, then get out.
Uh, what about the crocodiles?
No worries; they're all at the meeting.