That's why the opening ceremonies of the Chinese Olympics better be damn good.

Those stick guys must get pretty sore shoulders.

That looks like a pretty big canvas to work with.

That's what the ladies call him, Max.

Ah the old French curves. Much racier than our staid English curves.

Incredibly tedious.
I guess some folks jobs are really, really, boring.

It's just to distract you from the marijuana farm they're growing a few acres down.

But don't get me started on the big pharm/ corrupt government in bed with drug dealers, while innocent people are being anally raped in prison, and Disney distracts us with television and video games.

I like the brilliant use of technical terms, weiner and vagineer.

Oh, and the whack-a-mole babies.

Crazyroom is a boy or girl?

That's setting gender rols at too young an age. Again, allow the child to decide its gender at a more mature age, like 6 or 7.

Saturn's fiancé couldn't afford a ring you could see from Earth.

It would be better if it spelled out what the food was.

"despite being static..." means it doesn't actually do anything.

Promises more than it delivers.

The kid's right fingers should have been sliced clean off there.

People are unproductive on the toilet?
Depends what you're producing.

Does having a barrel strapped to your back make you fart more or less?