Hey, Tim.

I know, I know. I was just kidding with the "shopped" comment.

So those tight Hooters outfits are lawsuits?

c-dub, I didn't say "let's pander to bigots". Simply, concentrating on silly issues like this simply gives them more ammo, because rational people object to silly stuff, too.

Looks shopped.

That's a bad case of purple acne.

I know, Monica. Think of all the adults that still think Muppets and the moon landing were real.

I think so, matt. I think so. Time for the next fad.

Yes I can, Justin. I can automatically assume whatever I want, thank you very much.

"he didn’t look like the type of guy to photoshop something like that."

What does the typical photoshopper look like?

I'm not saying the picture is shopped; I was just hinting at the fact that so many urban legends and fake items hit the news all the time.

Sorry, you haven't changed my opinion, despite your generous use of the word "fuck".

Looks like this guy was told all his life that he was special and unique. Then he got a job where he discovered there are millions of dweebs just like him, and he had a crisis. "I know what I'll do," he said, I'll travel across country doing (insert wonderfully unique activity here), and I will tell the whole Internet about it. Then I'll be fulfilled!"

I just don't care if this guy wades through a cranberry marsh or not. Now, eating a whole pig - that sounds cool.

Token gestures like these do nothing to halt real sexism, racism, or prejudice that exists in society, and only serve to inflame and give sexist, racist, and prejudiced people more to grind their axes about.

The only females I've ever seen working at the side of the road were doing the easy job of turning the STOP sign every two minutes.

That being said, it's surprising - no, ludicrous - that Atlanta still has Men at Work signs.

Genius.

Federation Island?
Sounds like Star Trek.

Same ingredients as the chocolate bar?

Cool.
New ways to scare children are always great. Even cooler if the baby the lady was carrying had been a puppet, so the dinosaur could have reached over and bit off its head.

Even more realistic if it pooped every now and then, too.

No problem, Adam.
It's worth seeing again. Those wacky Thailand commercials...