I hope more care went into the construction than into the pricing.

WHy does the on/off switch turn?

That's a lot of looking at the camera.

compromise.
How do you know for sure it's real, though?

Is it human breast milk, though?

Too funny.

The only problem is most mass-produced sundials aren't designed for any particular latitude. The numbers on the dial wouldn't match, but I suppose you could align to fire without having it agree with the dial below. Of course, something like this couldn't really be affordably mass-produced anyway.

We're going to need a bigger box.

Is there an award for parenting because I think he just won it!

Doesn't quite hit the mark for humour, though.

Nick, I do believe your comment is longer than the post. :)

That's like the girl who thought she won the Toyota, but it turns out it was a Toy Yoda.

Nick, you're just trying to pull as fast one on the Americans. Everyone knows you eat Christmas Goose, not turkey.
As for Saturnalia, I prefer the dormice over the peacocks.