Just went to the site. Those are some really ugly pictures. Black velvet would actually be an improvement.

Why does he have a horse's ass in the picture? Is that some subtle dig?

I see he's a pillar of the community.

"Formerly a lawyer, the Shakespeare-quoting, stogey-smoking vendor began selling used books on his folding table at the corner after getting convicted of stealing from his clients and disbarred."

He probably feels that paying taxses on a storefront is an infringement of his freedom as well.

A link? Get out of my store!

If you actually visit the link, there's a whole paragraph addressing the poison idea.

"Why didn't they just poison him?
Hitler used food tasters, so any substance designed to kill him might have provoked a reaction in his tasters. Estrogen, which is tasteless and affects subjects gradually, was thought to be less detectible."

It's pretty bogus sounding. Hence why it's called an alleged plan.

The drunken party shots at the end kinda spoil it.

Good way to "prove" something scientifically by saying "I'm sure other guys like Tesla, Westinghouse, Marconi, DaVinci did similar things."

I was a colorful relaxed par with a score of 57436.

I even got a hole in one. And I suck at golf.

"Thats not how you spell kilometres, its kilometres, especially as you are writing about a European place where its spelt kiloMETRES."

That's a run-on sentence.

*facepalm*

Next thing you know she'll be dropping off boulders in the driveway of the boy who pulled her hair the other day.

And they say there are no original ideas any more.

@Craig.

I wouldn't say that.

That's pretty pathetic. I guess you have to be bitter and hateful to enjoy this one.

I just prefer not to comment about the "thumping base" she's feeling in the back of that truck.

Catchy son? What about those cathcy daughters?