I don't mean to be "that guy," but spelling mistakes just pop out for me and I hate to see such a good site look bad.

Under Lottery Theif, you have written: "the funes had permeated the store."

Keep up the good work on a great site!

I've never paid a cent for a haircut. My grandma is owner of a small salon and has cut my hair ever since I've had hair. I'm pretty sure she's the only one who has ever cut it!

I think they used this as stock footage in Starship Troopers.

No one likes you!

Question: do our "Debbie Downers" have to be facts, or just something awkward that will achieve friendlessness?

*scratching crotch area* Man this herpes is killin me!

Vonskippy, do you know what they call the procedure when they add male parts to a female?

Addadictomy :D

Dang, she got to hug Zach Braff...Lucky!!

But seriously, I hope I can be that creative when/if I pop the question!

Now, off to find a girlfriend! ;)

Maybe she too ole Bob Barker a bit too seriously...

"Sure I was BIG enough, but they didn't think I was 'yellow' enough for the role."

I like my short sleeves too much...

Sorry, had to be done! ;)

Where's the Portal Gun?!

"Tarantulas, grasshoppers, are scorpions are just the beginning of insects you can eat."

I hate to always nit-pick, but shouldn't that be "...and scorpions..."?

I don't know about you, but I've tried and my fat fingers just can't get a good grip...if you know what I mean. Have they developed an automated system as they have with real livestock?

Which reminds me of one of my favorite jokes: Have you ever smelled moth balls?

Really? I could never get the legs apart!

"And you think you got it tought when you were young!"

Should be "tough"

I love old pics like this!