I would like to ditto Patrick's thoughts. I sincerely apologize for those marring the good name and nature of "Christians" like these. If only they would stop practicing the religion and start following Christ, I'm sure messes like these would be done away with.
"Me love you long time."
wow, sometimes I amaze myself...
"These lifelife faces..."
I assume it should be 'lifelike'
Merry Christmas!!
Under 'Lottery Theif...'
"he funes had permeated the store"
Under 'He Stole a Car...'
"the car he was driving hasd been stolen"
Don't hate me! ;) Keep up the good work on a great site!