c0ldfish = homophobe with with well rehearsed "no I can't be!" defense. Do you, by chance, have friends who are African American as well?

Laughing way too hard at work on a day when we are supposed to be "busy"!

Consumating the marriage led to the wife short circuiting.

Alex, not even industrial ear protection would provide enough defense against this. NRR 30 earmuffs would still have 120 decibels hitting you. anything above 85 is considered harmful.

Valuable News Time? There's another imaginary thing. Anything noteworthy on the evening news is hashed out in the first five minutes and the rest is fluff.

Wow. I have no idea who Michelle Malkin is, but judging from the way people are reacting, had the name "Barak Obama" appeared (however tangential) in this same post the whole internets would have combusted with the fury of a fusion bomb. So there is someone out there that you disagree with. Get over it.

Darwin Award?

All of you complaining about how he credits God for his survival are just jealous because he didn't pick you.

He would see out the long slits above the wee beady little eyes.

emmiline, anal probing doesn't count as homosexuality unless the alien enjoys it. So, it's kind of a grey area there.

I like my coin-purse made from a scrotum, thank you.

I remember, as a child, going into deep bouts of depression after reciting Humpy Dumpty because of how sadly it ended. I for one am thankful that someone had the sense to simply make HD unhappy at the story's end rather than smashed all over the ground like so much volleyball. Ugh, just thinking about it makes me want to go home and lie in bed all day with the lights off. Oh, and not eat eggs for like a week because that just stirs too many unpleasant memories. Gah, it's about time someone thought of the children.

I hate the google "did you mean" suggestions. The answer is always "no, dammit"

Kathy, I'm sure you could get one of the fairies you already have to fill the need.

I love the "scientific" expalanations for these tricks. This shit is magic- pure and simple. Get over it.