"I'm not SMALL! I'm just really f*#@ing far away!!!"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/sep/03/morrissey-china-subspecies-racism

John Lock from lost... or was it Jack. Hurley? Nevermind.

Bitchin'
Shirt L

a steam-punk wheel

I can't tell the difference.

If he was getting a "sister" I bet he would have been A LOT HAPPIER!!!

I drew a monkey once
http://psychomar.deviantart.com/art/monkey-Airlines-120641302?q=boost%3Apopular+monkey+airlines&qo=4

Shaming an adult is a sever punishment. It scars them in the public's eye for the rest of their life. Punishing a kid in 5th grade by using the media means that in sixth grade his new teacher is already going to know he's a bad seed, and he knows this. He's going to expect them to look at him disapprovingly and so he'll act like the bad kid they already think him to be (whether or not they do think that, its already in his mind that they do). It will be this way in every grade from now on, he can never have a clean slate... ever! Public embarrassment isn't a joke, and his teacher is clearly a jackass for doing this to him.

Inside the bag: all the phone numbers from all the hot ladies that want to be under that sexy umbrella.

Steam-punk Toothpick?

dig up her body, she's probably still alive and bored as heck

Have we learned nothing from 'the pirates of dark water'? Only Ren can save us now.

don't forget the armenian superman!
http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=2224

God forbid they ever listen to a lil' john cd, they'll go ape shit. Get it? Ape-shit!Yeeeea!