Thanks Jill, I was actually aware that not everything is child-friendly. But unfortunately for little billy this isn't as easily put away before he comes to visit.
And some things, like electrical outages, should have advances that make them safer, not stupidly more dangerous.
They could have just as easily made a shelf that attaches over the socket. Why stop at sharp-protruding objects over sockets? Lets put Sharp antlers at the side of your tv to hold the remote. And sharp spikes on the side of the fridge to hold your car keys. And little hooks on the microwave door to hold your fork while you microwave crap. MEH I say! MEH!

It has antlers, its obviously one of your toys little billy.
These are stupid dangerous.
Now kids can have the option of electrocuting themselves or blinding themselves as they play with sockets.

Isn't this called NeuroCysticercosis?
Wasn't this exactly what happened in the pilot episode of House MD?
Isn't it more interesting if I write things as if they were questions?

Oh no, please don't let this be the new venue for people to leave comments about which point of view they adhere to. Lets leave the arguing to be done in person, rather than little snippets that do more damage than good.

The article fails to explain why the cat looks so hideous

These remind me of the lake in the cave in Harry Potter. I bet there's atleast one of these lakes filled with zombies ready to emerge.