Those are the kinds of conversations one has with themselves when they're on crystal meth.

@Tracy: Thank you! This is a pet peeve of mine! I think it gives people the wrong idea when they hear the incorrect saying. Money is fine if used properly. It goes from not making any sense when incorrect to a profound truth when properly quoted.

Very cool, I'm pretty much going to show this to everyone I know so they can have see it for themselves.

More power to him! Great job Dad!

Since when is it illegal to have thousands of animals in your trunk? Surely there is a reasonable explanation. Like, "I was taking my thousands of animals to the park but they all get car sick if they don't ride in the trunk".

I don't think this stuff is too funny. This kid's testicles could have been ruptured if he was unlucky. It does happen. Having the ability to have a family someday taken away isn't really a great prank. I'd imagine his "friend" would feel pretty terrible if that happened.