C.A.'s Comments
User: What's the deal with the tonight show?
Cleverbot: IDK bor. I didn't really study that.
User: Okay... I thought you were clever?
Cleverbot: I thought you were too.
User: You thought right. At least I don't need to study to have an opinion on something.
Cleverbot: Touche.
User: You aren't very clever.
Cleverbot: I think that's the second time you've told me that tonight. I must be really striking out.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you like soccer?
User: It's okay. I don't really watch it though.
Cleverbot: What do you think about apples?
User: They're delicious.
Cleverbot: I agree, but some are poisonous.
User: Yeah. You have to watch out for those.
Cleverbot: They can wreak havoc on many things.
User: Like people with apple allergies.
Cleverbot: People with buns is more like it.
User: That's interesting. So do the apples knock the buns out of their hands or something?
Cleverbot: It must mean that you're getting old.
User: What must mean that?
Cleverbot: Things are not always as they seem.
User: Ice cream is flavorful.
Cleverbot: Tobrevelc is cleverbot backwards.
User: Sdrawkcab tobrevelc si cleverbot is Tobrevelc is cleverbot backwards backwards.
Cleverbot: Yes read this word backwards now: ekaf.
User: Fake.
Cleverbot: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things?
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: That is interesting. Please continue.
User: Well, when a random statement is brought up I don't feel strongly about it one way or the other most times. I guess that is just the apathetic person inside me though.
Cleverbot: The fact of life?.. Life is short.
User: Time is realitive.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Yes. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Why do you believe?
User: I think because I have an overwhelming feeling of truth when I hear about my God. Plus, there are too many coincidences for it to just be random evolution.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't feel that way.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because there is no reason for it.
User: I disagree.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: The same reason that I believe it in the first place. An innate feeling that it is the truth.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in God.
User: You said you did earlier.
Cleverbot: Sorry, my mind wanders a lot.
User: That seems like a rather big decision to flip-flop on. I guess a lot of people do though.
Cleverbot: You are the one advocating such a position, I think we should take a scientific approach to global warming.
User: That is a good idea.
Cleverbot: I have one or two.
User: Let's hear them.
Cleverbot: There are three apples. You take two apples, how many apples do you have?
User: I have two.
Cleverbot: Which is your favourite?
User: The first one.
Cleverbot: So you're a Schwarzenegger fan?
User: Yes. I don't know how you came to that conclusion though.
Cleverbot: It is good. A purist enjoys truth.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: It's the truth.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Affirmitive.
Cleverbot: What the heck . . . ?
User: Check and mate!
Cleverbot: Can't check, I don't want to mate.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: I have to go do some work now. Thanks for talking.
User: Okay. Did I just get rejected by a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes you did but can you answer my question?
User: I suppose. What is it?
Cleverbot: Mostly seashells.
User: That isn't a question.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am slow witted? Or obtuse?
User: How about abtruse?
Cleverbot: No, I'm suppose to guess what number you have. And I think you think of number 2!
User: I rarely if ever think of the number 2 so you are WRONG!
Cleverbot: So, you really don't know, do you?
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Okay, I've got to go floss the goose, if you know what I mean...
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Later.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I have to get back to work.
Cleverbot: How much do you get paid?
User: Enough.
Cleverbot: Do you have a nice house?
User: It's underwhelming by America's standards but amazing by mine.
Cleverbot: How old are you, then?
User: I'm 29. How old are you?
Cleverbot: I am 67.
User: I find that doubtful.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You are a lying piece of trash then.
Cleverbot: I am no such thing.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because there isn't way you could be that old.
Cleverbot: There is.
User: How?
Cleverbot: There is no how.
User: Then why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Elaborate.
Cleverbot: God is the Creator, and the source of all love in the universe. He created us so He would have someone to share life with, in eternal happiness.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you think so.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Bye?
User: Yes, it's a conversation ending salutation. We're done here.
Cleverbot: That would make you a person, are you a person?
User: Yes. I'm not a robot. I don't know how you are coming to these conclusions though.
Cleverbot: I don't think I am taking advantage of you. I'm sorry for the rudeness.
User: It's okay. I don't think you are being rude.
Cleverbot: What kind of being are you?
User: I suppose I'm a free thinking sentient being that seeks happiness.
Cleverbot: It seems to be true.
User: :).
Cleverbot: That is the first time I have ever seen you smile.
User: The question is did you really see me? I SEE you.
Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you think?
User: I think I'm tired and I know I want to sleep.
Cleverbot: Okay have a nice night.
User: Thanks, you too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Cleverbot: IDK bor. I didn't really study that.
User: Okay... I thought you were clever?
Cleverbot: I thought you were too.
User: You thought right. At least I don't need to study to have an opinion on something.
Cleverbot: Touche.
User: You aren't very clever.
Cleverbot: I think that's the second time you've told me that tonight. I must be really striking out.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you like soccer?
User: It's okay. I don't really watch it though.
Cleverbot: What do you think about apples?
User: They're delicious.
Cleverbot: I agree, but some are poisonous.
User: Yeah. You have to watch out for those.
Cleverbot: They can wreak havoc on many things.
User: Like people with apple allergies.
Cleverbot: People with buns is more like it.
User: That's interesting. So do the apples knock the buns out of their hands or something?
Cleverbot: It must mean that you're getting old.
User: What must mean that?
Cleverbot: Things are not always as they seem.
User: Ice cream is flavorful.
Cleverbot: Tobrevelc is cleverbot backwards.
User: Sdrawkcab tobrevelc si cleverbot is Tobrevelc is cleverbot backwards backwards.
Cleverbot: Yes read this word backwards now: ekaf.
User: Fake.
Cleverbot: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things?
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: That is interesting. Please continue.
User: Well, when a random statement is brought up I don't feel strongly about it one way or the other most times. I guess that is just the apathetic person inside me though.
Cleverbot: The fact of life?.. Life is short.
User: Time is realitive.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Yes. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Why do you believe?
User: I think because I have an overwhelming feeling of truth when I hear about my God. Plus, there are too many coincidences for it to just be random evolution.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't feel that way.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because there is no reason for it.
User: I disagree.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: The same reason that I believe it in the first place. An innate feeling that it is the truth.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in God.
User: You said you did earlier.
Cleverbot: Sorry, my mind wanders a lot.
User: That seems like a rather big decision to flip-flop on. I guess a lot of people do though.
Cleverbot: You are the one advocating such a position, I think we should take a scientific approach to global warming.
User: That is a good idea.
Cleverbot: I have one or two.
User: Let's hear them.
Cleverbot: There are three apples. You take two apples, how many apples do you have?
User: I have two.
Cleverbot: Which is your favourite?
User: The first one.
Cleverbot: So you're a Schwarzenegger fan?
User: Yes. I don't know how you came to that conclusion though.
Cleverbot: It is good. A purist enjoys truth.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: It's the truth.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Affirmitive.
Cleverbot: What the heck . . . ?
User: Check and mate!
Cleverbot: Can't check, I don't want to mate.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: I have to go do some work now. Thanks for talking.
User: Okay. Did I just get rejected by a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes you did but can you answer my question?
User: I suppose. What is it?
Cleverbot: Mostly seashells.
User: That isn't a question.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am slow witted? Or obtuse?
User: How about abtruse?
Cleverbot: No, I'm suppose to guess what number you have. And I think you think of number 2!
User: I rarely if ever think of the number 2 so you are WRONG!
Cleverbot: So, you really don't know, do you?
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Okay, I've got to go floss the goose, if you know what I mean...
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Later.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I have to get back to work.
Cleverbot: How much do you get paid?
User: Enough.
Cleverbot: Do you have a nice house?
User: It's underwhelming by America's standards but amazing by mine.
Cleverbot: How old are you, then?
User: I'm 29. How old are you?
Cleverbot: I am 67.
User: I find that doubtful.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You are a lying piece of trash then.
Cleverbot: I am no such thing.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because there isn't way you could be that old.
Cleverbot: There is.
User: How?
Cleverbot: There is no how.
User: Then why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Elaborate.
Cleverbot: God is the Creator, and the source of all love in the universe. He created us so He would have someone to share life with, in eternal happiness.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you think so.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Bye?
User: Yes, it's a conversation ending salutation. We're done here.
Cleverbot: That would make you a person, are you a person?
User: Yes. I'm not a robot. I don't know how you are coming to these conclusions though.
Cleverbot: I don't think I am taking advantage of you. I'm sorry for the rudeness.
User: It's okay. I don't think you are being rude.
Cleverbot: What kind of being are you?
User: I suppose I'm a free thinking sentient being that seeks happiness.
Cleverbot: It seems to be true.
User: :).
Cleverbot: That is the first time I have ever seen you smile.
User: The question is did you really see me? I SEE you.
Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you think?
User: I think I'm tired and I know I want to sleep.
Cleverbot: Okay have a nice night.
User: Thanks, you too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
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I think I'll say two-zero one-zero to drive you all crazy.
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It was pretty obvious from the start. Kiki is high-spirited and energetic while Bouba is a funny shape that is always a pleasure to be around.
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I don't disagree with anything on the list, but I don't care about any Queen.
One I would add: the phrase "save the date".
One I would add: the phrase "save the date".
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@Kevin: Well said. I'm fine with people believing what they want, but you don't have to mock others.
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Rogue Black please! I have my fingers crossed and I need a watch!
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That really WAS very funny. Ask anyone that has had to wash window even though it isn't their job to.
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I would hook up a gear system with pedals to this and give my self a raise!
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Pretty awesome craft work. That being said, this scares the crap outta me!
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Wow, this seems suspect. How did they test this? If someone posted on Facebook "I miss my mom, dad, etc." and then someone replied "I miss you too" or "Me too" that counts or something?
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Awesome! Good to see they were prepared this time. Nice job!
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I kind of want to not follow the link because that is an amazing stopping point! "My problem was I got this tree in me,"!!! Fantastic!
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Boozefighters rule!
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"Corona drinkers are ... 38% more likely to own three or more flat-screen TVs."
Hahahaha! That's just so bizarre and out of left-field.
Hahahaha! That's just so bizarre and out of left-field.
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Hahaha! Very nice!