I like you: Hospitality under the influence, is, in a word, amazing. Totally worth a look. Make yourself a drink, and set aside about six hours to pour through it, and don't forget to look under the dustjacket. The description of the calf stretcher is fantastic, and make yourself the beer margaritas, especially if you need to remind yourself of summer.
Welcome to my world. Can't leave the house without an even number of earrings in, cant touch glass right out of the dishwasher- the feeling is wrong. Just like checking to make sure I have everything three times, and that everything is in it's place. You never know when they're watching.
Want to piss off your neighbor? Roll this thing through some black paint (or if the house is black, make it something great like neon green) and leave a nice big wake up message for them on the sides of their house under cover of night. Due to the unique design of the extra extending arm for our spite-o-tronic writing instrument, you can reach nice and high, without a ladder, which always can leave unnecessary evidence behind. Works great with other mediums, such as syrup, pig blood, manure or even glitter glue. Comes with a paint pan, but don't leave it at the scene of crime. Our logo is on it.
Want to piss off your neighbor? Roll this thing through some black paint (or if the house is black, make it something great like neon green) and leave a nice big wake up message for them on the sides of their house under cover of night. Due to the unique design of this writing instrument, you can reach nice and high, without a ladder, which always can leave unnecessary evidence behind. Works great with other mediums, such as syrup, pig blood, manure or even glitter glue. Comes with a paint pan, but don't leave it at the scene of crime. Our logo is on it.
(but to hell with facebook >;-) )
Make yourself a drink, and set aside about six hours to pour through it, and don't forget to look under the dustjacket.
The description of the calf stretcher is fantastic, and make yourself the beer margaritas, especially if you need to remind yourself of summer.
You never know when they're watching.
Comes with a paint pan, but don't leave it at the scene of crime. Our logo is on it.
Comes with a paint pan, but don't leave it at the scene of crime. Our logo is on it.