I knew there were a lot of cat ladies on Neatorama but 47 comments...really?

How exactly would that cat have died? These garbage binsare not exactly hermetically sealed and a full bin's worth should carry at least a day's worth of oxygen. Plus, if there was any food in there, the cat had stuff to eat. Unless the owner decides not to look for the cat or doesn't hear the noise coming from the bin (or anyone for that matter), I don't see how this could have been anything more than psychological cruelty.

Also, we don't know what preceded this. A neighbor's cat managed to get into my apartment once and ate one of my guinea pigs. If I would have caught the cat in the act you can bet I would have done a hell of a lot worse than throw it in the trash.
Or maybe the cat has been taking toxoplasmosis-infected dumps in her daughter's sandbox...who knows...

In Canada of all places? Well, I'll be.

@Kermit Woodall
Aug 12th, 2010 at 8:28 am
"It's a training tool for dogs learning to make tightly coiled piles of pop."

Dammit! Beat me too it.

Ooohhhh..."clock"
I thought for a second I had typed in the wrong url

"(apparently, there is such a thing)"

Glad I didn't have to watch you roll your mouth-eyes when you said that.

Took a consistent block of text and split into 4 parts.
Got 4 different authors.

Also, the extra special subscription offer is for an e-book that is easily available through Project Gutenberg.

This was a waste of time

Oh, snap!

Fokkíng Jón Gnarr FTW!
Lengi lifi Gnarrenburg!

I wonder how much rainforest they had to clear to get that snazzy looking bathtub. What am I saying, it was probably totally worth it.

Now, if you'll excuse me while I ride my albino rhino skeleton bicycle to work (BinoRhinoSkeloCycle for short).

@Miles
! Thank you. Jees, was thinking Johnny Cash but couldn't figure out why. Of course it was Depeche.

Thanks for posting this!
This is beautiful!

The answer to almost any "Did Bear Grylls really..." is "No".

Why has no one thought of this before!
(aside from Team America and 5 seasons of Robot Chicken)

@Floundering

Well, it's hardly American laziness, you can hardly import the entire grammatical system of another language every time you want to borrow a word.
Quick, without looking - what's the correct plural for 'humus'

"in pans that hold 80 potions each" (that's how Miss Cellania spells it)