Introduction of non-native species in order to benefit agriculture and recreation? Who still thinks this is neat?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Introduced_species#Intentional_introductions

http://www.fws.gov/invasives/

OK, the border collie can stay, but only as long as she is spayed.

When I was interviewing chemical engineering students, the University of Illinois sent us five candidates each with a 5.0/5. I did not offer any of them a job nor would I interview anyone from that school again.

Much funnier that it has a right to be. Molly Erdman has channeled April WInchell and it suits her well.

Thanks for the screen shot, but someone needs to tell the author that over thinking a joke enlightens no one and makes him look foolish.

Ted, you are a bit ruder than I would be, but expressed pretty much the same sentiment.

Just imagine a twelve foot soft shell crab sandwich.

The guy is good, but he is doing exactly what he is complaining about in the movie. Perhaps it is some sort of meta-joke, but I did not stick around to find out.

I humbled before greatness. A pilgrimage is in order.

I just inherited my mother's HP calculators, She still had a 45.

Sorry for the plug, but the best mattress system in the world is that adjustable, inflatable thingy with an inch or two of memory foam on top. Add in a box spring that works like a hospital bed and the total is $5,000.

And I am not just talking about sleeping.

I use my money to buy experiences, not things.

All of you who think that he traded things of value for a worthless intangible need to re-evaluate.

My favorite was when he magnetized a pipe by striking it against a wall. Yes, it happens. No, he did not do it correctly.

Silly fun. Thanks for the big smile.

Hah! I had my copy writer punch up my online profile a decade ago. I called it a rational experiment. Contacts increased by 70%. None of the information was changed, just the style.

Ya know, if it were me, I would have picked up a giraffe and dropped in a lake.