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An early butt scratcher for those who have arms just a bit too short to reach their rear!
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Now this, this is something special! It's close to the ban hammer, but earlier, and more aggressive. This was used by young women who wanted to make sure that whoever had pissed them off knew who they were beaten with. Each of tips of the spikey parts has a letter that can be changed out to spell different names.
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This is an early version of the tool that Harley Quinn uses. This one was used to hold pies, a rubber clown face, and most famously, the boxing glove with the word POW printed on it.
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So This is one of Iron Man's first attempt at a suit. While doing an experiment with using methane gas as a fuel there was an accident. At first he had the right amount inside the suit, and the suit looked normal. But here's where things went bad. The previous night, he had eaten several burritos with extra beans. So with the combination of the gas inside the suit and the gas created by Iron Man himself, his suit expanded with a loud Phhhtttttbbbbttttt! Sound!
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The girl in the light blue is Sophie from Howl's Moving Castle.
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It is an antique butt scratcher for Royalty's pet bears. Its formal name is the "Royal Bear Butt Scratcher."
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Clown TARDIS
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It's a giant musical instrument. When you drive through, it makes random sounds like a cow mooing, a bubble popping, and a hedgehog hiccuping. It was originally put in the middle of a city, but the noise disturbed the locals to the point of riots. So they moved it out into country.
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It's an early version of a can opener. You jam in the rounded piece into the can, then slap the sides of the can with the flat part in order to 'crack open' the can.
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It is a UFO tracking device. The targeting system works by rotating the globe inside, and every time it spots a UFO it sends out a signal to all the tinfoil hats!
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CyberCan XXL
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Fishing lures to catch the mystical metal monster, the Iron Kraken!
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Cyber Can XXL
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Holy crap! When our BB&B opened, I helped stock it. We had to fold and stack those towels by hand!
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It's an early version of the magnifying glass. Several were made, some out of stone, some out of gems. Though all of these were failures, they still made great paper weights!
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It's Captain Hooks tooth pick! All he has to do is have Shmee take off the hook and put on the tooth pick. Even pirates can have good dental hygiene!
When Worlds Collide
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When Worlds Collide
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Most of the time yeah lol.
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