I live not too far from this museum. I haven't been inside yet, but the building is pretty neat looking.

It's the Queen of Heart's makeup trowel. She uses it to stamp on the hearts on her cheeks.

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Oh man! Those are great! I used to work in a gaming store. The main thing we sold was Magic the Gathering! Thinking back to all the geeks I catered to, I can put faces to each card from my store. Hilarious!

"Aarr! Would ye look at the booty? Now if she'd only turn around!"

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