This is obviously a moon rod that belongs to Sailor Moon.
That's How I Roll

Birthdays can be even more depressing when you age seven years instead of one.

Great Vocab Didn't Save The Thesaurus From Extinction

EW Chad I thought you said you said you were going to use a bag.

That's How I Roll

A giant steampunk whistle for giant steampunk obsessed giants.

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This is a back scratcher for masconists.
That's How I Roll T-shirt.

Introducing Sweeney Todd's new multi-purpose razor. With this razor you can cut a large area of hair. It may be difficult to turn with the blade so there may be some "accidents".

The Wizard of Oz, The Short Version

Here we simply have a crystal ball that has been sent to jail for giving the wrong predictions.

The Wizard of Oz, The Short Version

Its a "My Little Frankenstein Monster Maker Kit"(Patent pending)With this fun kit children ages 4 to 12 can reanimate any thing that is small enough to fit in the spacious "cage". Makers of the the My Little Frankenstein Monster Maker Kit are not responsible for any angry mob forming to kill the reanimated or the reanimator.

It is The Claw!

Beautiful

A tuning fork for the extremely tone deaf.

This is a strange guess but a form of a razor for women perhaps. The flowers on the leather part of the object makes me think that it was probably used by someone femine. Or perhaps if it is not it could be my lunch for I am feeling quite hungry.

That is perhaps the most hardcore thing ever associated with the name Abercrombie.

Spongebob Squarecar's greatest fear is that people will finally realize that it is actually only rectangular

a Leyden jar?