"Toumaniantz says he will now get written consent from clients before inking any tattoos."
You mean he wasn't doing that already?! I got my first tattoo almost 20 years ago and had to sign a buttload of forms back then, plus every other time since! Way to not cover your ass there, buddy. Guess you won't do that again, will ya?
Hmmm...so my cat isn't that smart? The cat who has:
-Learned how to open every cabinet and drawer in the house, thus necessitating the use of safety latches on all of them, even though we don't have kids.
-Learned to do 3 different tricks on command to get the treats he LOVES.
-Took only a few minutes to figure out the "Scat Mat" we use to keep him from jumping onto the DVD player. (After he broke the first DVD player, we got the mat and when it's on it gives an unpleasant tingling sensation to the feet of the cat or human that steps on it. The first time my cat stepped on it he of course jumped right off and began inspecting it. After a couple of minutes he figured out the little control box on one side had something to do with what happened before and he began pawing at it like he was trying to turn it off. Thankfully he doesn't have thumbs or he'd have shut the thing off!)
-Learned to come when he's called.
-Learned what it sounds like when I sit on the couch. He can be in another room, but if he hears me sit down he comes running to be on the couch with me. He doesn't do that if my husband sits on the couch.
You mean he wasn't doing that already?! I got my first tattoo almost 20 years ago and had to sign a buttload of forms back then, plus every other time since! Way to not cover your ass there, buddy. Guess you won't do that again, will ya?
-Learned how to open every cabinet and drawer in the house, thus necessitating the use of safety latches on all of them, even though we don't have kids.
-Learned to do 3 different tricks on command to get the treats he LOVES.
-Took only a few minutes to figure out the "Scat Mat" we use to keep him from jumping onto the DVD player. (After he broke the first DVD player, we got the mat and when it's on it gives an unpleasant tingling sensation to the feet of the cat or human that steps on it. The first time my cat stepped on it he of course jumped right off and began inspecting it. After a couple of minutes he figured out the little control box on one side had something to do with what happened before and he began pawing at it like he was trying to turn it off. Thankfully he doesn't have thumbs or he'd have shut the thing off!)
-Learned to come when he's called.
-Learned what it sounds like when I sit on the couch. He can be in another room, but if he hears me sit down he comes running to be on the couch with me. He doesn't do that if my husband sits on the couch.
He's not that smart?
And can we add TV shows? My husband is watching Chuck right now. Which he BOUGHT ON DVD! *screeeeeeam*
The only thing I can stand about that show is the cool opening theme song. That's it.
Being an atheist is so much cheaper! :-D
I work in a pet store and meet dozens of dogs every day. Here are some things I've noticed-
The breed that has tried to bite me the most?
German Shepherd
The breed that is either super-mean or extremely timid, no middle ground?
Chihuahua
The breed of the meanest, most vicious dog I have ever met?
Maltese
The breed that picks the most fights with other dogs?
Dachshund
The breed that has never growled, snapped, or tried to attack me?
American Pit Bull Terrier
Other breeds that are unfailingly friendly and sweet:
Boxer
Rottweiler
Boston Terrier
Shih-Tzu
Doberman Pinscher
Great Dane
Greyhound
Beagle
Other breeds that I've learned to stay away from:
Jack Russell terrier
Yorkie
Schnauzer
Dalmatian
Sheltie
Corgi
If someone will cheat *WITH* you, they will cheat *ON* you.