50 Films to Watch When You're Dead

Kottke lists 50 of his least favorite films of all times. In the "50 Films You Can Wait to See After You're Dead" post you will find movies such as Gigli, Crossroads and Jaws 3-D.

Any film you would like to add - or maybe remove?


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People will probably disagree with the first one, but I thought Eyes Wide Shut was horrendous. Also, Glitter with Mariah Carey was awful. Although, I think it actually might be better than EWS...
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First of all, most of these movies are bad but not that bad. They usually have a plot that you can follow and characters that are at least a bit defined. BloodRayne is as awful as any other Uwe Boll film and probably would make my list. Troll 2 is an extremely bad film that's really worth the watch. As for the other films, they are mostly just uninteresting.

Here are a few titles of bad films everyone should see before they die:

Deadly Prey
White Fire
Days of Hell
Blood Debts (anything by Teddy Page)
Ninja III: The Domination
Hologram Man (anything Pepin/Merehi)
Low Blow
Hell on the Battleground
Ninja Champion (anything by Godfrey Ho and Joseph Lai)
StarCrash 2
Speed Demon
Neon Maniacs
Lethal Ninja
Shaolin Chastity Kung Fu
Trained to Kill
For Your Height Only
L'uomo puma
Gli sterminatori dell'anno 3000 (most every post-apocalyptic Italian movie of the 70s and 80s)

The list goes on.
A tip: never watch these movies alone.
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honestly? Boondock Saints? That is in my top 5 (for a movie on a budget of $800,000.... fan-freaking-tastic!)

Also, Death to Smoochy and Bio-Dome were pretty funny... definitely not the worst movies ever.

Add on CSA: Confederate States of America and the original Blair Witch Project...

Also, Crossroads - you mean the one with Britney Spears? because the 1986 film with Ralph Macchio was great!
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LisaL, I also thought Crewes was good in Idiocracy as well.

Slash, I am soooo glad that I didn't finish watching CQ, it had a good cast, but it looked like it was going to annoy the hell out of me.

I think Ghost Rider should definitely be on the list. How could such a good premise go so criminally wrong?
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