Just because a dog from a rescue organization might not have papers, does not mean it is not healthy.
It is not like they can't afford a $100 doggie DNA test either.

Sooo why could the children have not been given allergy shots or meds?

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs,
rolls over your neighbors dog. It fits on your back, its great for a snack, LOG LOG LOG!

Its log, its log, its big its heavy its wood! Its log, its log, its better than bad, its good!

Everyone wants a log. Your gonna love it log. Come and get your log! Everyone needs a log!

LOG LOG LOG!

Where is Bacon, Zombies Ahead, OMG THIS IS A DUPE!!!, Complain and Whiny?

comic sans roxors mai boxors

An elected official breaking promises?!! No wai!

I am disappointed they did not adopt a shelter dog as well. They could have simply said "Thanks Ted, but I promised to get a dog from the shelter."

They could have gotten animals like the Taft or Harrison had. :D

LOL @ Bo Darville.

I could never get that d@mn slinky to walk down stairs.

And I have been making sock monkeys for friends and family - now you can buy them. :(

Silly putty though. That is my fave. A while back, I had found that you could purchase it in bulk for science experiments. :D

I have an artsy alternative, that should not get you into trouble and will make your bicycle just as fun.
Send me 30 bucks and I will send you a kit that makes your bicycle sound like a motorbike.

no no no - you give them the eggs, color tablets or McCormick food dyes if you really wanna go old school, the water and vinegar. Put it all in the basket.
I would call it a "kit" at that point.

I have no kids. But I still make my own eggs, but use those quick n' easy tablets.

It is for those DIY types. I teaches the child to be more self sufficient.

Apparently in order to get to the other end of the street, your car needs to be able to fly over the brdge.

Now if they could only make a proper bra with large wide straps to accomodate everything they have to hold up - then the bra manufacturers will have kept up with boob size.

I wish I could be there.
As someone who loves being a zombie, I predict that ghouls will replace zombies.
Ghouls like the ones in the Omega Man with Charlton Heston. Ghouls that look like Edgar Winters.

Lols @ Patrick Henry "I hope to god they die out ..."
Just look out for the road signs warning you of "ZOMBIES AHEAD" and you should have no physical encounters.

Zombies as a part of pop culture have a resurgence every few years. They should be overshadowed shortly by vampires soon.

Your mystery prize will be a silly straw made of bacon. :P

Heh - that lobster looks a bit like PéPe the King Prawn

@ mytake > birs like their necks scratched because it mimics mutual preening that a mate would do.

@ Christina > I think he is at some sort of rescue place. Or an indoor environment.

Cute.
Would make a good buddy to the little elf owls at the rescue/education center down the road from me.